No, This is Patrick.: I AM A PENGUIN!: "I have never seen anything quite like this I just might have lost both my mind and bowels while viewing."
this is my life.
my grandfather from wisconsin recently got into some legal issues. at the same time, he started losing hair. so i've come up with a solution to hair removal. i registered him for a yahoo domain name and also bought him a million lemons for all his juice needs. but then he died from mesothelioma. now i have a ton of lemons. that's where Gregg's Juice Hut for Dads came from. i'm trying to make a juice hut to make money for charities.